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I died 18 years ago, DEATH was just hasn't built up the courage to tell me yet. I've been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. I'm the reason why Waldo was hiding. Santa Claus write letters to me. I don't need twitter, I'm already following you. I'm a HAPHAZARD HOMO SAPIENS SAPIENS. Welcome to ANDONGANDONG! Population ME. Okay you survive for now, but, If you can see me, you should run away. If you can see the bottom of my shoe, it's too late. Thanks for wasting time reading this shit.

August 2, 2011 • 2 notes

Yung nasa Jeep ka tapos yung mga nasa unahan ayaw iaabot ang bayad mo.

and you’re like.

TENGENE. IABOT MO BAYAD KO!

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