(via lycaos)
When you use the bathroom late at night.
You go in quickly:
Then you hear the slightest noise:
You flush the toilet then run out like there’s a ghost chasing after you:
(via ayearwithoutlove)
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I died 18 years ago, DEATH was just hasn't built up the courage to tell me yet. I've been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. I'm the reason why Waldo was hiding. Santa Claus write letters to me. I don't need twitter, I'm already following you. I'm a HAPHAZARD HOMO SAPIENS SAPIENS. Welcome to ANDONGANDONG! Population ME. Okay you survive for now, but, If you can see me, you should run away. If you can see the bottom of my shoe, it's too late. Thanks for wasting time reading this shit.
(via fckyeahcarlos)
YUNG PUMAPALAKPAK YUNG PLASTIC MONG KAKLASE SA KLASE
YUNG NAGEEXAM KAYO AT BIGLANG MAY TANONG NA HINDI NYO NAMAN NAPAG-ARALAN
(via alexaofsuburbia)
Yung may nadapa sa harap mo.
and you’re like.
maya-maya…
YUNG NAKITA MO YUNG CRUSH MO NA MAY KASAMANG IBA.
(via ayearwithoutlove)
(via valerieenrile)
How we react when someone you really hate starts talking inside the class
You:
Oh Shut Up! Really Bitch? Is that what you think?
Or:
Really? That’s just lovely. Moving on.
